- The other day, I drove approximately 4 miles without any recollection of how I got to my destination. We all have those moments, but this was a bit scary. I actually sat in the car for a few moments when I got to where we were going, searching the deepest corners of my mind for any glimpse that I didn’t actually teleport. And I found nothing. I eventually gave up and told my kids I’m getting old. They didn’t agree with my teleporting idea since they apparently remembered getting to our destination. Killjoys.
- I’m a little nervous about the procedure I’m having done on my jaw today. I had a dream last night that the doctor went in to do surgery, and found out I had maggots in my jaw joint. Ewwwww. Kinda hoping that’s not the case.
- I found 4 new gray hairs this week. I’ve always said I’d never dye my hair and would embrace my gray with full confidence. That was until I started seeing speckles over the last year or so. Now, I think if I go gray before I feel like I should be gray, I may just whip out a bottle of Clairol. Maybe I’ll go for the purple or bright red I’ve always wanted to do. I think I could be a cute old lady with blue hair. I’m still holding on to hope: my mom is almost 68 years old, and has only just started to gray. She actually sent this pic a few weeks ago to announce her new milestone (I mean, you really gotta squint to see those little things popping up!):
- Speaking of crazy things I’d like to do, I’ve always wanted a nose ring. Superman says no. Unfortunately (really just in the nose ring case, not in every other instance of my marriage), I met Superman when I was 18, and we got married about a week after I turned 20, so I didn’t have much time to go do wacky things before I was tied down (in a good way, of course). I should have pierced my nose while I still had the chance. I’ve made it known that if he dies before me, the first thing I’m doing is getting my nose pierced. Seriously, I’d probably go to his funeral with my new body art. I don’t care if I’m old and wrinkly. Don’t worry; it’s ok. He’s come to accept that.
That’s all I have for this week.
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